Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.
After receiving a few not-so-subtle requests from my roommate (who also named this design), I finally broke down and did some octopus nails for her amusement.
They’re based off of a sweater which can be found here.
Essie - Grow Stronger Base Coat
Sally Hansen - 300 White On
Sally Hansen - 370 Black Out
Seche Vite - Quick Dry Top Coat